Title: 4 times Ohno looked for something & 1 time he found it.
Author: moi. ^_~
Pairings: MatsumOhno, ShOhno, Ohmiya, MasaShi(aibaxohno)
Rating: R for certain misbehaviours
Genre: Crack, crack and more crack.
Disclaimer: I own my kitty Bubu. And even him I have to share.
Summary: just look at the title. (points)
Notes: was inspired by misstress9



One.

Ohno huffed. Irritated, he was looking at his reflection in the bathroom mirror, standing completely in the nude.

He had chosen his outfit for the day, before having jumped into that warm shower. But now, stark naked, he wondered where he put his underwear. It wasn't just any old underwear, it was his favorite pink panties he'd bought for himself when he went shopping with Jun. The only time he went shopping with Jun.

("Those look so good on you. I'm even kind of jealous." Jun had said before punctuating his sentence with a firm hold on Ohno's behind.)

He was certain he had grabbed them along with his t-shirt and jeans. Where could they have gone to? It wasn't like they had legs and could just jump out of his dresser. (Though that sounded like a good idea for his next artistic piece.) Someone must have stolen it, he was convinced. There was no point in him wearing a different pair until that one was discovered, he'd decided on a whim. It was better to stay au naturel to further appreciate them when they were found.

(Which later, he'd realize wasn't such a good idea after all.)


Two.

Ohno walked into Arashi's dressing room, immediately suspicious of his fellow members. He walked sideways, crab-like, trying to peek behind and in front of all the younger men without being spotted.

Ohno bent down to discretely search through Nino's duffel bag, not knowing almost the entirety of his behind was showing in the process. (Though a wisp of air hit his sensitive skin and he whimpered slightly.)

Jun, too observant for his own good, watched amused. He quirked an eye, a smirk following soon after. This was getting to be quite a treat, he thought silently. Jun flipped through the pages in his magazine nonchalantly, before announcing:

"Oh, Riida. You do feel the cold air on your smooth bottom, right?," Jun smiled in the elder's direction, winking when he caught Ohno's attention.

Jumping up from his spot, Ohno tugged at the back of his pants, pushing some of his shirt's fabric into the space, wishing he wouldn't have been too lazy to put on a belt. The pensive Riida remembered Jun was jealous of his pink undergarments as he pushed the last of the cotton into the waist of his pants.

"Jun," Ohno approached innocently. "did you happen to see my pink underwear?"

"Of course not." Jun crossed his arms, serious, and continued. "Did you lose them?"

Ohno sat on Jun's lap, sliding his elegant fingers into the taller man's pants. He felt around a bit, trying to recognize his underpants' signature frills. There's a bump, two bumps actually, something long. Ohno searched a bit more, staring through Jun and not at him. There was nothing feminine about what Jun was wearing, Ohno thought.

"I guess you don't have it." Ohno removed himself from Jun's lap, walking towards his next suspect, slowly and stealthily.

Jun coughed nervously, trying to recover and cover his hard on all at once. Ohno was such a tease at times, and him not being aware of it just made it worse. The youngest grumbled. ("How am I the DoS one when Leader does things like that to me?")


Three.

Sho stared at his newspaper intently. There was a war going about in his mind; deciding on whether global warming or all the climatic disasters was a better topic of discussion. But then there was always poverty to fall back on. Sho mumbled indistinct words and Ohno pounced. His fingers were so firmly wrapped around the edges that when Ohno slapped it down unexpectedly, the pages ripped in all directions.

"Ohno! I was reading that!" Sho attempted to collect the pieces of the pages he required for News Zero research.

He bent down onto all fours, picking up the remainders, annoyed. Ohno followed, making sure he wasn't exposed once more, collecting them alongside Sho. He stopped, careful that Sho didn't notice, easing a hand down the backside of Sho's jeans to feel for lace of any kind. Sho's head turned slowly, unable to work his muscles properly. (Who could with long slender fingers digging their way into your underwear?)

"What are you doing?! Looking for gold!?" Sho spat out.

Ohno's tongue appeared in the corner of his mouth, eyes a squint to better concentrate on his task. He hadn't even heard a word Sho said. That was, until Sho's back arched and Ohno never knew Sho could be that flexible and he felt a tad more interested in his search back there.

"Nope," Ohno removed his fingers. "Guess you don't have them either."

Ohno leaped up, brushing off his knees, and headed towards the bathroom, where Nino had rushed off to.

Sho babbled something incoherent as he watched Riida escape.

(Jun had been watching, delighted to see Sho unattended now, he made his move.)

Four.

Ohno crept around the long empty hall, peaking around every corner, just to be safe. He knew Nino's hearing was amazing, therefore he had to be extra sneaky. (His ninja/samurai training for plays would come in handy right about now.)

He slipped into the mens' room, careful to slow the door's movement and quiet any possible sounds. He took small, exaggerated steps toward Nino who was using one of the urinals. Ohno was but a foot away from Nino, trying to catch a glimpse of the colorful boxers he wore. He squinted, growing closer. And there!

There was some pink on it!

Ohno quickly tackled Nino, who was luckily finish by this time. The older man, spun Nino around to face him, hands groping lower and lower. Nino's mouth was agape the entire time, wondering where these urges in his Captain came from. (And who he should thank for it.) Ohno tugged Nino's jeans down, nails scratching over smooth hips and provoking shivers. Nino moaned absentmindedly, the tiny sound escaping his open mouth without his permission.

Ohno snapped back to reality with that minuscule noise.

"Nino, you're underwear doesn't have frills or lace, does it?" Ohno seemed concerned.

Nino swallowed roughly, attempting to speak. "No. No, these were a Christmas present from you."

"Oh, oops." Ohno chuckled nervously, covering his mouth. "Sorry about this."

But Nino didn't have time to say what do you mean sorry? where are you going? finish me off!, Ohno was already headed towards the door, letting it close behind himself gently.

Five.

It was the next day. Ohno had just finished showering, refusing to put on underpants again. He felt that he was going to find the menace who stole his pink panties, beyond a doubt. The only person left to search was Aiba.

Ohno never woke up early, but this morning he had no choice. Aiba liked to sleep in, so going over there while he was unconscious (Aiba slept like a rock) would be his best chance of getting in and out quickly. He dressed, pulling a t-shirt from a hanger and slipping on the same jeans as yesterday.

They were kind of tight today though, he hadn't dried himself as well as he'd planned to. He grumbled about how lazy Nino was making him become. He grabbed his car keys, his sunglasses and a baseball cap. It was way too early and way too bright to think about beauty.

Ohno rushed through the streets, the city was still in bed as it seemed.

At long last, the blond-haired man arrived at his destination. He scampered up the stairs, those creaky old pieces of junk. Ohno hoped Aiba wouldn't wake up because of them. Reaching Aiba's entrance, he remembered Aiba's mom telling him to use the key under the mat. He picked it up, turning the knob softly.

Aiba was in a deep slumber, snoring quite loudly. Riida slithered over to him, and under his blanket. He'd brought a flashlight with him, knowing it was daylight out, but not wanting to wake the sleeping princess. He dug through the layers of clothing Aiba had on, praying he'd find his missing article.

There it was, in all its glory; pink and lacy and frilly.

Ohno tugged at it, causing Aiba to shift positions and end up on top of him. The smaller man scrambled to remove himself and the underwear at the same time. Alas, he was unable to, Aiba was heavier than he appeared. Ohno squeaked a bit, underneath the bigger man, trying to wake him up.

Aiba's voice was shaky and uneven, but deep and resounding as well.

"Oh~chan? What are you doing here?" He scrubbed at his eyes.

"Aiba, are these my underwear?" Ohno didn't want to sound too pushy.

"Yeah. You gave it to me for my birthday, remember?" He cleared his throat a bit.

"Oh. Yeah? Yeah!" Ohno slapped his forehead.

Aiba picked himself up onto his elbows, watching Ohno curiously. A slow grin made its way onto his ruby lips. Ohno tilted his head, not understanding what Aiba was trying to get at. Aiba pulled Ohno closer, whispering in his ear:

"Is this the reason why you made those three horny yesterday?" Aiba giggled.

"....Yeah." Ohno sighed, feeling more stupid than before.

"Riida is so cute when he pouts! I'll buy you a new pair." He tapped Ohno on the rear a few times, encouraging him to cheer up.

"Okay! Sorry for waking you up!" He scratched the top of his head in a sloppy manner.

"You could make it up to me now!" Aiba's energy had reached 100%.

"How?"

But he didn't really need an answer because there were curious fingers sliding into his pants, and they felt so soft and warm, and he shuddered against them willingly.


//End//

I need to get to the hospital..........
blood is gushing out too fast.................
tissue! tissue! tissue!
*nosebleeding*
OMG!!! I can't believe you posted such teasers here and almost killed me~~!
LOVE IT!!!

LOL.

sumimasen. m(_ _)m
I'll pay for the bills.

I'm glad you enjoyed.

wai~ minna so horny deshou!

LOL.

yes, always.
Arashi is an Orgy.

woah. that made me totally horny. lol.
good job! you should write more like this!!!

LOL..you're welcome? haha.

I write a lot of smut that's too bad for here, actually..xDD
posted on my lj..heh.


glad you liked! -bows-

smut? arashi smut? lemme get a hold of that! lol!

seriously, this really made my temp rise... oh aiba-chan is such a sweetheart! and jun-kun's such a sly one *still wondering what happened to sho after riida left him with matsujun*

lmao. my lj username is trickylady...xD

im glad you enjoyed it, this is mild for me. heh. -bows-
thanks for commenting~

got to read another one from your lj really great work. though i can't access the others... time for me to create an lj ne? but do continue posting here in aibaland, uh i mean aibakaland

*now a fan*

thank you so much.
but yeah, I lock most of them and post only to two communities. lol.

I actually have a few to post here, when i get unlazy..lol.

but me and mistress9 wrote some really long smutty ones..
so you should definitely get lj...^-^v

smutty? long ones...? *wipes drool*

i got to read one from mistress9 here too... and i likey like! kyaaa~ *opens new tab to search for lj*

and her lj name is midorihaven...if you make an account. ^-^

yatta! arigatou! now i have LJ and aibakaland *dies happily*

of course main focus is still aibakaland... LJ is for my smut fix.lol.

hee i remember reading this on arashirabu ^__^b
ahh it was even better the second time around

i made an lj just for reading smutfics too :3
-guilty-