Title: What You Didn't See After Hana Yori MatsuJun
Author: Rinny
Genre: Gen, humor,
Pairings: Mao/Jun, Mao/Nino
Rating: PG
Word Count: 413
Disclaimer: Yeah, right. I own them. Sue me.
Summary: Watching Love Love Big Date Plan, with Aiba and Nino supervising the Best Date In The History of Dates, I couldn't help but resist the allure of Jun and Nino fighting over a girl.



After the filming of HnA’s Hana Yori MatsuJun: Love Love Big Date Plan.

Jun: *horrified*

Aiba: *bouncy bright thing of giddy happiness*

Nino: *evil laughter*

Mao: That was fun!

Aiba: You are awesome! Awesome! *bounces around Mao* We should be friends!.

Mao: *gets dizzy* Hai, hai… as long as you stop that.

Jun: I am so, so sorry!

Nino: *Arm around Mao’s shoulders* Don’t be. I’m taking her to dinner as a thank you.

Jun: *whimper*

Nino: She’s devious and pretty and I like her, even if she is a girl. *waves* See ya!

Mao: See ya!

Jun: Wahhhh!


Later, Aiba and Mao are BBFs forever!

Mao: *Whisper whisper* Nino-kun’s well endowed and all, but he’s kinda distant..

Aiba: Sea turtles? Where?


Elsewhere, Sho and Ohno have hot sweaty sex of their own.

Jun: *covers eyes* Riiiiiida~! Your boyfriend stole my pretend on-screen girlfriend and I don’t like it!

Ohno: Sea turtles? Where?


Jun hunts down Nino.

Jun: *Goes DoS and shoves Nino into the wall.* Oh... hi. You ARE well endowed.

Nino: *Smirky* Mao been spreading that rumor?

Jun: No, Aiba.


Mao comes running along, dragging Aiba behind her.

Mao: Stop it, stop it, right now! MatsuJun!

Aiba: *Pouts* Mao-chan, you promised sea turtles!

Jun: *Get's all awkward and weight-shifty*

Nino: He's jealous.

Jun: Am not.

Nino: Are too.

Jun: Am not.

Nino: Are too.

Aiba: Are too.

Jun: Shut up.

Aiba: Oi! I just wanted sea turtles!

Mao: *Edges closer* But you don't even...

Jun: Well... no, but...

Nino: *cocky* Forget it, Jun-kun. She's mine. Don't embarass yourself.

Jun: *Goes all Domyouji on Nino's ass.

Aiba: Sea turtles?

Nino: *Laughs, lip all bloody and delicious* What's this? You're acting like you give a damn. Don't tell me, you love her?

Jun: Well, yeah. *Punchy* I do!

Mao: *Gaspy* MatsuJun! *She pulls him away from Nino.

Nino: *Sinks against the wall*

Mao: ...Do you mean it?

Jun: ...uh, hai.

Mao: Then say it. Like you would say it, not like Domyouji.

Jun: ...

Mao: *looks at Nino, who avoids her eyes*

Aiba: Mao-chan...

Mao: *Getting no response, she starts walking away*

Nino: *Kicks Jun*

Jun: *yells* I LOVE YOU!

Mao: *Runs toward Jun*

Jun: *Runs toward Mao*


Que happy, fun music, sparkles and sunshine.

Mao & Jun: *kiss kiss, love love*

Aiba: *helps Nino up*

Nino: *sullen*

Aiba: Let's go find the sea turtles!


Ohno's Lap.

Nino: *curls*

Ohno: *pets*

Sho: *snores*

Nino: I really liked her, Oh-chan.

Ohno: I know.

lol funny yet touching

LOL

Quote:

Mao: *Whisper whisper* Nino-kun’s well endowed and all, but he’s kinda distant.. Aiba: Sea turtles? Where?

Oh Aiba.

this is so sweet...
soo good!!!!!
hehe....

LOLOLOL!
you are great!!!!!

i'm new here and your fic is the very first i've read out of all fics that are here..
so glad i did!

Ahahahah sea turtles and Aiba

this is crack!!!

had me laughing silently.. but only because it's 2.20am.

but i guess... i loved the last bit best. nino crawling onto ohno's lap for comfort..