[Utaban] Ohno vs. Nakai (smap)

makito · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:40 am Post subject:

jl2020 wrote:

ok, for those who saw the latest utaban, i pm change417 some time ago asking for her translation for the part of ohno and hakai's fight and here it is (i copied and pasted it direct from her reply m to me):

As for Ohno vs Nakai part...
Nakai: Hey Ishibashi, you should tell Ohno what to say. Because without that (referring to the fights), I'll be troubled/ at a loss. What do you think, Ohno?
Ohno: Your timing is bad today
*Fights*
Nakai: It's your timing! Then he says something about taking off his hat and that if Ohno does that, the show cannot be ON AIR. (If I am not wrong Nakai shaves his hair (not bald though) for a new movie so I guess he cannot show his new hairstyle yet or something...)
Ohno: That movie won't sell anyway
*Fights*
Nakai: There is no way I will fail (white)
Ohno: SMAP first's ogeke movie
*Ohno made a mistake here so Nakai couldn't get angry*
Nakai: *laughing* It's ogoke
(Ah, I don't know what ogoke means XD)
Jun: Are you sure you will be okay for your drama? (since he NG-ed here...)
Ohno: It's been a long time since I did a drama (Bluish-white)

the last one is precious
in the traslation I found, Ohno says something like "you will gruin it" (that's how they explained his mistake) and Nakai couldn't help but laugh and told him to talk clearly and make good bad comments XD
Although I really like Arashi in Utaban and seeing that Sho was feeling a little down because of the rankings, the show without the Nakai vs Ohno wasn't complete!
I just love those fights! in love

choco_robba · Johnny's Jr Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 39

I love these fights too. I think before maybe during Step and Go rounds, Nakai mentioned how he wanted to stop the fights. I was kind of worried because they are so funny. However during the One Love promotion times, there was still fighting, and even more.

I love Nakai + Ohno. So funny.

satsuki · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject:

the latest round of fights involving water guns is a stroke of GENIUS!! Nakai-kun, full marks for creativity! XD ... seeing the boys running away fm Nakai-kun who has clearly gone amok wif the water gun is just pure hilarity!! ...

nice change from the usual routine of trying to get at Oh-chan ^^ ... water gun fights are so much more chaotic! and the other members couldn't really save their captain when they themselves are fending against the gleeful senpai!! ^^;

andyeli · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject:

I downloaded the Utaban episodes with Arashi in it just recently and I love it every time Oh-chan and Nakai fights! clapping

One of my favorites would be during that time when Ohno pushed Nakai to the floor (instead of the mattress). Such violence haha gheh

denzen_10 · Johnny's Jr Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 15

The episode where Nakai is the boulder is my favorite. He and Ohno have chemistry ehehehe

lovely_nino · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject:

i love when Ohno suddenly blow up the candle of the birthday cakes..
and Nakai prepare the water gunshot rotfl

uchilove · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject:

lovely_nino wrote:

i love when Ohno suddenly blow up the candle of the birthday cakes..
and Nakai prepare the water gunshot rotfl

YES hahahahahahaahahah~~
ohno looks like he's really enjoying himself when he was chased by nakai who was armed with a watergun!! Heart

and this is totally off topic and random but i thought nakai looked HILARIOUS when the other host guy (sorry i forgot his name hahaha) threw a watermelon at him.
his reaction when he saw the watermelon heading towards him is SO FUNNY I KEPT REPEATING THAT PART HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

and i love the leader vs leader fights is because it is the one time where we can see ohno being mean. he is so quiet sometimes i wonder if he even talks at all!
but it is really fun to see him enjoying himself in utanban.
and its just plain funny HAHAHA.

apeq · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:13 pm Post subject:

had watched it yesterday..
the latest episode of utaban with arashi....
really like it..
huhu.
especially the part when ohchan blow the candle for nakai...
hihihi wink

sword_of_heaven · PIKA☆NCHI Joined: 18 May 2008 Posts: 96

I really like Utaban only because of the fight between Nakai and Ohno... and the last episode proves that the other members are not as funny as Ohno in passing those bad comments big grin

... The water gun was the best thing Nakai ever thought of though... loved that part where he chases Ohno after Ohno blows of his candles big grin

Doiha · Johnny's Jr Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 55

hahaha yeah Ohno is the best at fighting nakai.. since Aiba got scolded and Jun got hurt xD ahhh the final blowing the candles was priceless... i was waiting for something to happen since they were being too pacific at the end

but! my favourite arashi/utaban episode till now is the one on Valentine's day with the lil girl from yamada tarou doing... "sonna no kankeine!" big grin

it's so cute and poor jun not getting chocolates... Heart

sailormoon · PIKA☆NCHI Joined: 12 Aug 2008 Posts: 104

Their fighting is so funny, and it make the Utaban interesting.

anyway, I think Ohno very close to Nakai ...and their fighting is just their playing big grin

nana_chan · Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject:

Ohno and Nakai's fights are always the best! It's the only reason why I watch Utaban now, the Arashi appearances are always fun.

i really love the Ohno vs. Nakai fights because it's the one time Ohno's really active during appearances. he seems to enjoy himself when he's on Utaban, he gets to be mean (not really mean, but playful mean)

I'll never forget when Nakai was chasing him, Ohno flew straight into Nino's arms. That was a cute moment. XDD

CaramelBeauty87 · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject:

I always thought Ohno to be a quiet guy just listening to what's going on during the convos(or just spacing out LOL) but when I first saw the show it was when Nino was telling them how Ohno called him when he was drunking saying "Nino-Chan Aishiteru-yo" I laughed so when Ohno referred to Nakai he dropped the San and said Chan LMAOOOO after that I started watching more eps and saw Ohno always getting on him Wohoo!

they are soo funny I luv seeing Ohno on that show he's always the most active and it's cute seeing him run from Nakai LMAOOO

shioriyukino · Johnny's Jr Joined: 24 Aug 2008 Posts: 24

I never thought Ohno will begin a fight untill i watched Utaban. confused

But it was fun to see both of them fighting each other. haha!!

violettehime · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:08 am Post subject:

i love watching the fights between those two! *laughs* i love how there are times that they cant keep a straight face and they just laugh!

i loe how all the menbers get into it also. they even had a episode where they all got to join in the fighting. ohno slapping him was priceless! i was like go ohno! so aggressive! lol!